LAST CHANCE TO BUY OFFICIAL RATLIFF 35/2012 CAMPAIGN MERCH

You can buy a RATLIFF 35 clock. I use it myself to tell what time it is. You can buy a Presidential Stadium Blanket, the softest blanket I have ever owned. You can buy bright red RATLIFF 35 boxer briefs, which I have also demonstrated ownership of when I was asked to wrestle The Human Fish at SXSW last spring.

I don’t make any money off these products, I just charge the CafePress “base price.” I only offer them in case people want to own a piece of American History. (Most of the people who have purchased items from my store are Professional Historians like Doris Kearns Goodwin.*)

I will be shutting the store down on Wednesday or Thursday, after I am elected.

*This is an assumption I am making. I have no data to back this up.

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