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aggressivecoconut:

A clip from The Chris Gethard Show - 12 Hour Election Special! Watch the events that were deemed as Connor Ratliff’s own Watergate. Add in a controversial topic of Random Orlando, and some split screen love making, and you get some unforgettable laughter that can only be described as awesome.

Will be slowly adding more here and there. Trying to get one hour worth of clips from this special up onto YouTube.

A little bit of campaign history:

00:30: DISASTER! Random Orlando spills a huge glass of water which goes EVERYWHERE!

06:22: WATCH as Chris Gethard and I have an intense make-out session via the magic of split-screen technology!

Source: youtube.com
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RATLIFF 35/2012: ELECTION DAY

I announced my candidacy at the beginning of August, 2011. I was 35 Years Old.

Now, it is Election Day, 2012, and I am 37.

It’s been a long journey, and a great many (older) candidates have dropped out of the race over the past 15 months. But not me. I am still in this to win it, and I think today it’s finally going to happen. By the time I get back to my apartment tonight to update this tumblr, I will be The President-Elect Of The United States Of America.

The Chris Gethard Show will be broadcasting starting at NOON today, and will be on the air for 12 hours straight. If you go to thechrisgethardshow.com you will be able to see that broadcast and also a live-stream direct from my campaign headquarters.

It promises to be an exciting day. I hope you vote, and I hope you will tune in to see what happens.

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TONIGHT!

RATLIFF 35/2012 Press Secretary Langan Kingsley will appear with me on The Chris Gethard Show and make a major announcement regarding a thing that will start immediately after the show, at MIDNIGHT!

What is it, you ask? Tune in to the show and find out!

ALSO: I will screen my campaign’s latest ATTACK AD!

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INFOMERCIAL: THE RATLIFF 35/2012 GIANT-SIZED STADIUM BLANKET!

This GIANT-SIZED Ratliff 35/2012 STADIUM BLANKET is arguably the best piece of Official Campaign Merch offered by any of the remaining candidates for President.

I make no money off the sale of these. I bought one for myself and it is honestly the softest thing I have ever owned.

I think this ad is pretty persuasive.