PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CONNOR RATLIFF (Age 36): THE ThatsGlitchy.com INTERVIEW
I sat down with Karissa at ThatsGlitchy.com for a no-holds-barred interview about the current Presidential Election. I talked about my age, my beard, my opponents and the motion picture Jerry Maguire.
It should be noted that neither Mitt Romney (Age 65) nor Barack Obama (almost 51) have agreed to be interviewed by ThatsGlitchy.com. Historians may well look back on this as a turning point in the election.
You never asked for this, but here it is. Almost a full hour of Presidential candidate Connor Ratliff (Age 36) talking to actual reporters. It wasn’t easy, but it happened, and here it is. No moment is left out.
The public debut of Press Secretary Langan Kingsley
Questions about the candidate’s age (36)
Journalist Sal Gentile grills the candidate about something called The Federal Election Commission
Talking about not talking about the television show Murphy Brown
Journalists Jon Bershad and James Ramsay seem like they are going to be nicer than Sal Gentile, but in their own subtle ways they are just as mean
The first public unveiling of the expensive-but-well-worth-it RATLIFF 35/2012 GIANT-SIZED STADIUM BLANKET! (Available for purchase from CafePress!)
RATLIFF 35/2012 Gay & Latino Outreach “Random Orlando” is generally enthusiastic, makes a helpful staffing suggestion and brings along a handmade sign that is awesome
A demonstration of what a “3AM Phone Call” would be like under President Ratliff
The Statue Of Liberty can be seen in the distance (patriotic)
Fired RATLIFF 35 pollster Will Hines shows up, uninvited, and attempts to ruin everything with his bad vibes
It’s everything you ever wanted from a Press Conference, and MORE!
We hope you will re-blog this, tweet about it, post pictures of yourselves watching it, and most importantly, make watching this video the centerpiece of your 4th Of July Party, Gathering, or Other Activity.
If you don’t have time to watch the full thing, or you are thinking “this sounds boring! Why would I EVER watch this?” please sample these edited highlights and then say to yourself “that was surprisingly watchable. I will now change my mind and watch that other, longer video. I’ll do it right now.”
If you watch only one Person-being-asked-questions-by-other-people Video this year, make it this one. Make it THIS video.
(Seriously, even if you don’t watch it, please trick two other people into actually watching it, okay? I need a few people to watch this thing, or I’ll feel like an idiot for standing in the sun for 55 minutes.)
Connor Ratliff (Age 36)
The Next President Of The United States Of America
HIGHLIGHTS from the RATLIFF 35/2012 PRESS CONFERENCE
As covered in BlackBook Magazine, here are some highlights from my hour-long press conference in Battery Park, featuring the public debut of Langan Kingsley as the RATLIFF 35/2012 Press Secretary and the unfortunate return of fired pollster Will Hines.
The ENTIRE Press Conference video will go “live” tomorrow, just in time for celebratory 4th Of July “viewing parties.”