It’s Day 2 and I’m still waiting for any of the 6 FRIENDS to get back to me. Of course, it’s a big holiday weekend, so perhaps it’s unrealistic to assume I’ll hear anything before Monday or Tuesday.
Got the following response from an admittedly false “Jennifer Aniston” twitter account:
So that’s something, right? Fake Jennifer Aniston turns me down but endorses Actual Lisa Kudrow for VP!
If any of The FRIENDS is reading this, know that all I need for you to do is agree that you will be my Vice President. I don’t require a single campaign appearance, or any campaign work, you won’t need to donate a moment of your time between now and election day if you don’t want to. I just need you on the ticket to help me get elected. Then, when I’m President, if anything happens to me that makes it so I can’t be President anymore, you have to be President. That’s the whole deal.
Oh man. I really hope I hear from one of you before Monday. It would really make my weekend.
Not My Day,
Connor Ratliff (Age 36)
The Next President Of The United States Of America
P.S. If anyone out there wants to help this effort out by making Ratliff/Friends “fan art” of any kind— photos, drawings, animated GIFs, clips where you insert me into scenes from episodes of Friends, songs, etc… it would be greatly appreciated. I need all the help I can get if I am going to get one of the Friends to be my VP.